Blessed are the Snorters Youth Short Sleeve
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Flowing robes, perfect beard, and a Frenchie cradled like the chosen one — this is the gospel according to bark.Blessed Are The Snorters brings holy vibes and heavy breathing, with the Son of Man holding the snortiest little sinner like he just found the last fry in the bag.
This design’s for the believers, the backsliders, and the bulldog worshippers who know salvation sounds a lot like congested breathing and tiny fart bombs. If your religion includes treats, zoomies, and unconditional snuggle forgiveness… welcome to the church of Snort Posse.
Now go in peace — and maybe wipe that drool off your robe.
Youth T-Shirt
This is the tee the little rebels have been waiting for—lightweight, soft, and bold enough to make every playground a runway. With a Snort Posse design that pops, it’s built to stand out loud no matter where they roll. Instant favorite. Guaranteed.
Specs:
• 100% combed & ring-spun cotton – soft but tough
• Heather colors: 52% cotton / 48% poly
• Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% poly
• 4.2 oz weight – light, durable, ready for chaos
• Pre-shrunk – stays true after every wash
• 32 singles – smooth premium finish
• Relaxed unisex fit – for every pup in the pack
• Side-seamed construction – keeps its shape, no matter how wild
• Sourced from Nicaragua, USA, Guatemala, or Honduras – street-tested
Snort Posse Certified: For the loud kids, the proud kids, and every young snorter making their mark.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This design’s for the believers, the backsliders, and the bulldog worshippers who know salvation sounds a lot like congested breathing and tiny fart bombs. If your religion includes treats, zoomies, and unconditional snuggle forgiveness… welcome to the church of Snort Posse.
Now go in peace — and maybe wipe that drool off your robe.
Youth T-Shirt
This is the tee the little rebels have been waiting for—lightweight, soft, and bold enough to make every playground a runway. With a Snort Posse design that pops, it’s built to stand out loud no matter where they roll. Instant favorite. Guaranteed.
Specs:
• 100% combed & ring-spun cotton – soft but tough
• Heather colors: 52% cotton / 48% poly
• Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% poly
• 4.2 oz weight – light, durable, ready for chaos
• Pre-shrunk – stays true after every wash
• 32 singles – smooth premium finish
• Relaxed unisex fit – for every pup in the pack
• Side-seamed construction – keeps its shape, no matter how wild
• Sourced from Nicaragua, USA, Guatemala, or Honduras – street-tested
Snort Posse Certified: For the loud kids, the proud kids, and every young snorter making their mark.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 38.7 | 53 |
| M | 41.3 | 56.2 |
| L | 43.8 | 59.4 |
| XL | 46.4 | 62 |
We use Australia Post Express Parcel Post for all orders in Australia for a flat rate. All shipping is calculated at checkout.