Snorties Never Say Die Women’s heavyweight boxy tee
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Down here, it’s their time to snort.
This Frenchie is pure Goonie glory—yellow rain jacket like Mikey, red bandana stamped SP, and a rugged eye patchchanneling full One-Eyed Willie energy. Around his neck, a gold chain swings heavy with a Snort Posse pendant, because legends don't need treasure—they are the treasure.
He’s posted like he just uncovered the last map, ears perked for danger, and snort locked and loaded. This isn’t just a tribute—it’s a doggone adventure waiting to happen.
Snort Posse Certified: For the misfits, treasure hunters, and every soul who knows the real gold is loyalty and loud snorts. Booby traps beware—Snorties Never Say Die.
Boxy Tee
Meet your new go-to for maximum chill and maximum flex. This ain’t just a tee—it’s street armor wrapped in cloud-level comfort. Boxy cut. Mid-length swagger. Worn-in softness that feels like you’ve owned it since day one. Perfect for low-key hangs, wild nights, and anything in between.
Built from 100% ring-spun US cotton and hit with clean, low-impact dyes, it’s tough enough to outlast your bad decisions, yet soft enough you’ll never want to take it off.
Specs that Matter:
• 100% ring-spun US cotton – because cheap fabrics are for chumps
• 6.1 oz. weight – heavy enough to feel real
• Garment-dyed & pre-shrunk – no nasty surprises in the wash
• Boxy fit, mid-length, seamless body – moves how you move
• Classic-width, topstitched rib collar – no floppy necks here
• OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes – planet-approved, snort-approved
• Sourced from Honduras – stitched with pride
Snort Posse Certified: Built to last. Built to stunt and built for the loud life.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This Frenchie is pure Goonie glory—yellow rain jacket like Mikey, red bandana stamped SP, and a rugged eye patchchanneling full One-Eyed Willie energy. Around his neck, a gold chain swings heavy with a Snort Posse pendant, because legends don't need treasure—they are the treasure.
He’s posted like he just uncovered the last map, ears perked for danger, and snort locked and loaded. This isn’t just a tribute—it’s a doggone adventure waiting to happen.
Snort Posse Certified: For the misfits, treasure hunters, and every soul who knows the real gold is loyalty and loud snorts. Booby traps beware—Snorties Never Say Die.
Boxy Tee
Meet your new go-to for maximum chill and maximum flex. This ain’t just a tee—it’s street armor wrapped in cloud-level comfort. Boxy cut. Mid-length swagger. Worn-in softness that feels like you’ve owned it since day one. Perfect for low-key hangs, wild nights, and anything in between.
Built from 100% ring-spun US cotton and hit with clean, low-impact dyes, it’s tough enough to outlast your bad decisions, yet soft enough you’ll never want to take it off.
Specs that Matter:
• 100% ring-spun US cotton – because cheap fabrics are for chumps
• 6.1 oz. weight – heavy enough to feel real
• Garment-dyed & pre-shrunk – no nasty surprises in the wash
• Boxy fit, mid-length, seamless body – moves how you move
• Classic-width, topstitched rib collar – no floppy necks here
• OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes – planet-approved, snort-approved
• Sourced from Honduras – stitched with pride
Snort Posse Certified: Built to last. Built to stunt and built for the loud life.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 92-95 | 39.7 |
| M | 53.3 | 96-100 | 42 |
| L | 55.9 | 101-105 | 44.1 |
| XL | 58.4 | 106-110 | 46.7 |
| 2XL | 61 | 111-115 | 48.9 |
We use Australia Post Express Parcel Post for all orders in Australia for a flat rate. All shipping is calculated at checkout.