Blessed Are The Snorters Short sleeve t-shirt

BLESSED ARE THE SNORTERS

Flowing robes, perfect beard, and a Frenchie cradled like the chosen one — this is the gospel according to bark.Blessed Are The Snorters brings holy vibes and heavy breathing, with the Son of Man holding the snortiest little sinner like he just found the last fry in the bag.
This design’s for the believers, the backsliders, and the bulldog worshippers who know salvation sounds a lot like congested breathing and tiny fart bombs. If your religion includes treats, zoomies, and unconditional snuggle forgiveness… welcome to the church of Snort Posse.

Now go in peace — and maybe wipe that drool off your robe.

Snort Posse Tri-Blend Tee – Vintage Vibes, Street Tough.

This ain’t just a tee — it’s that perfect worn-in, fits-like-a-dream, survived-some-sh*t kind of shirt. The tri-blend fabric gives it that vintage, fitted look like it’s been part of your chaos crew for years — and the best part? It only gets better with time (and bad decisions).
Soft enough to nap in, tough enough to outlast your weekend, and sharp enough to wear while side-eyeing strangers and pretending you definitely didn’t start that group chat drama.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk for extra durability

• 40 singles

• Regular fit

• Side-seamed construction

• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Each shirt’s made just for you — no stacks, no waste, no basic. Just on-demand drip with rebel soul.

Live fast. Snort loud. Wear it 'til it falls apart (it won’t).

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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