In Snort We Trust Unisex Premium Sweatshirt
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Forgive us, Father—this Frenchie was born to sin.
Draped in a priest’s collar but rocking a face full of bad intentions, this holy hound’s got prayer paws up and a Snort tattoo stamped right on them like a blessing you don’t wanna question. Behind him, a stained glass fever dream of skulls, sacred hearts, and salvation gone sideways.
This ain’t your Sunday sermon. This is street gospel—where confessionals echo with growls and halos come with bite marks.
Snort Posse Certified: For the sinners, the saints, and the ones who pray with a snarl. Get on your knees. Say your snorts. Repent nothing.
Snort Posse Sweatshirt – Cuffed, Comfy, & Kinda Cocky
This ain’t just a sweatshirt — it’s a walking flex with fleece on the inside. Clean crew neck, ribbed cuffs, flat hem, and a fit that says, “I might nap or I might ruin your day.” It’s soft enough to steal your heart and tough enough to outlast your last situationship.
Layer it. Lounge in it. Strut like you invented comfort. Whether you're dodging drama, walkin' your Frenchie, or just out here collecting compliments, this crew’s got that cozy-but-cold energy.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
⚠️ Heads up: This fit runs small. Size up if you want room for chaos, snacks, or just general baddie behavior.
Each one is made just for you — no piles of extras, no fast fashion sins. Just slow-dripped comfort from the streets to the snuggle zone.
Snort Posse approved. Sweatshirt-season ready. Don’t act like you don’t need it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Draped in a priest’s collar but rocking a face full of bad intentions, this holy hound’s got prayer paws up and a Snort tattoo stamped right on them like a blessing you don’t wanna question. Behind him, a stained glass fever dream of skulls, sacred hearts, and salvation gone sideways.
This ain’t your Sunday sermon. This is street gospel—where confessionals echo with growls and halos come with bite marks.
Snort Posse Certified: For the sinners, the saints, and the ones who pray with a snarl. Get on your knees. Say your snorts. Repent nothing.
Snort Posse Sweatshirt – Cuffed, Comfy, & Kinda Cocky
This ain’t just a sweatshirt — it’s a walking flex with fleece on the inside. Clean crew neck, ribbed cuffs, flat hem, and a fit that says, “I might nap or I might ruin your day.” It’s soft enough to steal your heart and tough enough to outlast your last situationship.
Layer it. Lounge in it. Strut like you invented comfort. Whether you're dodging drama, walkin' your Frenchie, or just out here collecting compliments, this crew’s got that cozy-but-cold energy.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
⚠️ Heads up: This fit runs small. Size up if you want room for chaos, snacks, or just general baddie behavior.
Each one is made just for you — no piles of extras, no fast fashion sins. Just slow-dripped comfort from the streets to the snuggle zone.
Snort Posse approved. Sweatshirt-season ready. Don’t act like you don’t need it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 59.7 |
| M | 71.1 | 53.3 | 61 |
| L | 73.7 | 58.4 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 63.5 | 61 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 67.3 | 61 |
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