Enlist Short sleeve t-shirt
- Regular
- $29.95
- Sale
- $29.95
- Regular
Sold Out
- Unit Price
- per
Delivery and Returns policy
Hat tilted, finger pointed, gold chain swingin’ — this Frenchie ain’t askin’, he’s recruitin’. The Enlist in the Snort Posse design flips the iconic Uncle Sam poster into a full-snort call to action: join up, gear up, and prepare for nonsense.
With a Snort Posse pendant glinting like a badge of honor, he’s not here to inspire. He’s here to draft you into a life of late-night zoomies, aggressive snuggling, and questionable decisions. This isn’t a club. It’s a movement.
For the wild, the loyal, the loud-breathin’ few who know freedom rings louder when it snorts.
Join the Posse. Drop the leash. Report for bark duty.
Snort Posse Tri-Blend Tee – Vintage Vibes, Street Tough
This ain’t just a tee — it’s that perfect worn-in, fits-like-a-dream, survived-some-sh*t kind of shirt. The tri-blend fabric gives it that vintage, fitted look like it’s been part of your chaos crew for years — and the best part? It only gets better with time (and bad decisions).
Soft enough to nap in, tough enough to outlast your weekend, and sharp enough to wear while side-eyeing strangers and pretending you definitely didn’t start that group chat drama.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Each shirt’s made just for you — no stacks, no waste, no basic. Just on-demand drip with rebel soul.
Live fast. Snort loud. Wear it 'til it falls apart (it won’t).
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
With a Snort Posse pendant glinting like a badge of honor, he’s not here to inspire. He’s here to draft you into a life of late-night zoomies, aggressive snuggling, and questionable decisions. This isn’t a club. It’s a movement.
For the wild, the loyal, the loud-breathin’ few who know freedom rings louder when it snorts.
Join the Posse. Drop the leash. Report for bark duty.
Snort Posse Tri-Blend Tee – Vintage Vibes, Street Tough
This ain’t just a tee — it’s that perfect worn-in, fits-like-a-dream, survived-some-sh*t kind of shirt. The tri-blend fabric gives it that vintage, fitted look like it’s been part of your chaos crew for years — and the best part? It only gets better with time (and bad decisions).
Soft enough to nap in, tough enough to outlast your weekend, and sharp enough to wear while side-eyeing strangers and pretending you definitely didn’t start that group chat drama.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Each shirt’s made just for you — no stacks, no waste, no basic. Just on-demand drip with rebel soul.
Live fast. Snort loud. Wear it 'til it falls apart (it won’t).
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
We use Australia Post Express Parcel Post for all orders in Australia for a flat rate. All shipping is calculated at checkout.