Snort Father Short sleeve t-shirt
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He didn’t create the heavens… but he sure as hell runs them now.
Floating high above in divine drip, the Snort Father rules from the clouds—wrapped in robes of power, gold chain heavy with a Snort Posse pendant, and a jawline carved by thunder. Gold-toothed cherubs flank him like holy hype men, while skeletons with blinged-out grins kneel below, paying eternal respect.
This isn’t your grandma’s ceiling mural—it’s the gospel according to grit, glory, and one Frenchie who ascended straight past sainthood into straight-up legend.
Snort Posse Certified: For the faithful snorters, divine disruptors, and believers in bark over bite. Snort Father, who art in swagger—thy bark be done.
Snort Posse Tri-Blend Tee – Vintage Vibes, Street Tough
This ain’t just a tee — it’s that perfect worn-in, fits-like-a-dream, survived-some-sh*t kind of shirt. The tri-blend fabric gives it that vintage, fitted look like it’s been part of your chaos crew for years — and the best part? It only gets better with time (and bad decisions).
Soft enough to nap in, tough enough to outlast your weekend, and sharp enough to wear while side-eyeing strangers and pretending you definitely didn’t start that group chat drama.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Each shirt’s made just for you — no stacks, no waste, no basic. Just on-demand drip with rebel soul.
Live fast. Snort loud. Wear it 'til it falls apart (it won’t).
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Floating high above in divine drip, the Snort Father rules from the clouds—wrapped in robes of power, gold chain heavy with a Snort Posse pendant, and a jawline carved by thunder. Gold-toothed cherubs flank him like holy hype men, while skeletons with blinged-out grins kneel below, paying eternal respect.
This isn’t your grandma’s ceiling mural—it’s the gospel according to grit, glory, and one Frenchie who ascended straight past sainthood into straight-up legend.
Snort Posse Certified: For the faithful snorters, divine disruptors, and believers in bark over bite. Snort Father, who art in swagger—thy bark be done.
Snort Posse Tri-Blend Tee – Vintage Vibes, Street Tough
This ain’t just a tee — it’s that perfect worn-in, fits-like-a-dream, survived-some-sh*t kind of shirt. The tri-blend fabric gives it that vintage, fitted look like it’s been part of your chaos crew for years — and the best part? It only gets better with time (and bad decisions).
Soft enough to nap in, tough enough to outlast your weekend, and sharp enough to wear while side-eyeing strangers and pretending you definitely didn’t start that group chat drama.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Each shirt’s made just for you — no stacks, no waste, no basic. Just on-demand drip with rebel soul.
Live fast. Snort loud. Wear it 'til it falls apart (it won’t).
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
We use Australia Post Express Parcel Post for all orders in Australia for a flat rate. All shipping is calculated at checkout.