Stay Salty Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

With a corncob pipe clenched tight and a sailor cap that’s seen some sh*t, this Frenchie looks like he cussed out a sea monster and still made it home for happy hour. The “Stay Salty” design is pure nautical mischief — vintage, weathered, and ready to rumble. For the scallywags, sea dogs, and snort-lovin’ legends who know: the saltier the dog, the better the story.

Snort Posse Sweatshirt – Cuffed, Comfy, & Kinda Cocky

This ain’t just a sweatshirt — it’s a walking flex with fleece on the inside. Clean crew neck, ribbed cuffs, flat hem, and a fit that says, “I might nap or I might ruin your day.” It’s soft enough to steal your heart and tough enough to outlast your last situationship.
Layer it. Lounge in it. Strut like you invented comfort. Whether you're dodging drama, walkin' your Frenchie, or just out here collecting compliments, this crew’s got that cozy-but-cold energy.

• 100% cotton face

• 65% cotton, 35% polyester

• Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester

• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)

• Tightly knit 3-end fleece

• Side-seamed construction

• Self-fabric patch on the back

• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem

• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

⚠️ Heads up: This fit runs small. Size up if you want room for chaos, snacks, or just general baddie behavior.

Each one is made just for you — no piles of extras, no fast fashion sins. Just slow-dripped comfort from the streets to the snuggle zone.

Snort Posse approved. Sweatshirt-season ready. Don’t act like you don’t need it. ??

We use Australia Post Express Parcel Post for all orders in Australia for a flat rate. All shipping is calculated at checkout.