In Snort We Trust Short sleeve t-shirt
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Forgive us, Father—this Frenchie was born to sin.
Draped in a priest’s collar but rocking a face full of bad intentions, this holy hound’s got prayer paws up and a Snort tattoo stamped right on them like a blessing you don’t wanna question. Behind him, a stained glass fever dream of skulls, sacred hearts, and salvation gone sideways.
This ain’t your Sunday sermon. This is street gospel—where confessionals echo with growls and halos come with bite marks.
Snort Posse Certified: For the sinners, the saints, and the ones who pray with a snarl. Get on your knees. Say your snorts. Repent nothing.
Snort Posse Tri-Blend Tee – Vintage Vibes, Street Tough
This ain’t just a tee — it’s that perfect worn-in, fits-like-a-dream, survived-some-sh*t kind of shirt. The tri-blend fabric gives it that vintage, fitted look like it’s been part of your chaos crew for years — and the best part? It only gets better with time (and bad decisions).
Soft enough to nap in, tough enough to outlast your weekend, and sharp enough to wear while side-eyeing strangers and pretending you definitely didn’t start that group chat drama.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Each shirt’s made just for you — no stacks, no waste, no basic. Just on-demand drip with rebel soul.
Live fast. Snort loud. Wear it 'til it falls apart (it won’t).
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Draped in a priest’s collar but rocking a face full of bad intentions, this holy hound’s got prayer paws up and a Snort tattoo stamped right on them like a blessing you don’t wanna question. Behind him, a stained glass fever dream of skulls, sacred hearts, and salvation gone sideways.
This ain’t your Sunday sermon. This is street gospel—where confessionals echo with growls and halos come with bite marks.
Snort Posse Certified: For the sinners, the saints, and the ones who pray with a snarl. Get on your knees. Say your snorts. Repent nothing.
Snort Posse Tri-Blend Tee – Vintage Vibes, Street Tough
This ain’t just a tee — it’s that perfect worn-in, fits-like-a-dream, survived-some-sh*t kind of shirt. The tri-blend fabric gives it that vintage, fitted look like it’s been part of your chaos crew for years — and the best part? It only gets better with time (and bad decisions).
Soft enough to nap in, tough enough to outlast your weekend, and sharp enough to wear while side-eyeing strangers and pretending you definitely didn’t start that group chat drama.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Each shirt’s made just for you — no stacks, no waste, no basic. Just on-demand drip with rebel soul.
Live fast. Snort loud. Wear it 'til it falls apart (it won’t).
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
We use Australia Post Express Parcel Post for all orders in Australia for a flat rate. All shipping is calculated at checkout.