Bienaventurados Muscle Shirt
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Túnicas ondulantes, barba perfecta y un bulldog francés acunado como el elegido: este es el evangelio según la corteza. Benditos Son los Resopladores trae vibras santas y respiración profunda, con el Hijo del Hombre sosteniendo al pecador más resoplando como si acabara de encontrar la última papa frita en la bolsa.
Este diseño es para los creyentes, los reincidentes y los adoradores de bulldogs que saben que la salvación suena mucho a respiración congestionada y pequeñas bombas de gases. Si tu religión incluye golosinas, paseos y abrazos incondicionales, perdón... bienvenido a la iglesia de la Banda de Resopladores.
Ahora vete en paz, y quizás límpiate la baba de la túnica.
Snort Posse Muscle Tank – Sleeves Are for the Weak
If your idea of a fashion statement includes gold chains, tattoo sleeves, and a Frenchie with more attitude than your ex — welcome to the Snort Posse, where the tanks are tight and the vibes are feral.
This ain’t your average gym bro cut-off. This is street muscle meets mutt mafia. Perfect for flexin’ delts, crushin’ tacos, or struttin’ the block with your Frenchie sidekick in matching chains. The low-cut armholes let your ink breathe, your pits air out, and your enemies know you mean business.
Built for the bold. Worn by the wild. Endorsed by Frenchies everywhere.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Heads up: Each tank is made to order just for you — no dusty warehouses, no mass production. That means delivery takes a little longer, but you’re helping cut waste and keep things intentional. Respect for that.
Welcome to the Posse. Now show some damn shoulder.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Este diseño es para los creyentes, los reincidentes y los adoradores de bulldogs que saben que la salvación suena mucho a respiración congestionada y pequeñas bombas de gases. Si tu religión incluye golosinas, paseos y abrazos incondicionales, perdón... bienvenido a la iglesia de la Banda de Resopladores.
Ahora vete en paz, y quizás límpiate la baba de la túnica.
Snort Posse Muscle Tank – Sleeves Are for the Weak
If your idea of a fashion statement includes gold chains, tattoo sleeves, and a Frenchie with more attitude than your ex — welcome to the Snort Posse, where the tanks are tight and the vibes are feral.
This ain’t your average gym bro cut-off. This is street muscle meets mutt mafia. Perfect for flexin’ delts, crushin’ tacos, or struttin’ the block with your Frenchie sidekick in matching chains. The low-cut armholes let your ink breathe, your pits air out, and your enemies know you mean business.
Built for the bold. Worn by the wild. Endorsed by Frenchies everywhere.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Heads up: Each tank is made to order just for you — no dusty warehouses, no mass production. That means delivery takes a little longer, but you’re helping cut waste and keep things intentional. Respect for that.
Welcome to the Posse. Now show some damn shoulder.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (cm) | SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | CHEST TO FIT (cm) | |
| S | 45.7 | 66 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 50.8 | 68.6 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 53.3 | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 58.4 | 73.7 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 63.5 | 76.2 | 127-134.6 |
We use Australia Post Express Parcel Post for all orders in Australia for a flat rate. All shipping is calculated at checkout.