Blessed Are The Snorters Men's Tank Top
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Flowing robes, perfect beard, and a Frenchie cradled like the chosen one — this is the gospel according to bark. Blessed Are The Snorters brings holy vibes and heavy breathing, with the Son of Man holding the snortiest little sinner like he just found the last fry in the bag.
This design’s for the believers, the backsliders, and the bulldog worshippers who know salvation sounds a lot like congested breathing and tiny fart bombs. If your religion includes treats, zoomies, and unconditional snuggle forgiveness… welcome to the church of Snort Posse.
Now go in peace — and maybe wipe that drool off your robe.
Snort Posse Classic Tank – Sleeves? Never Heard of ’Em.
Soft as sin, tough as your ex’s attitude, and ready to ruin brunch — this tank is the ride-or-die of wardrobe basics. It’s the one you throw on when the vibe is shirt optional, the forecast says sweaty chaos, and the squad’s already three drinks deep.
Cut clean. Built mean. Whether you're showin' off ink, bad decisions, or that one arm vein you’ve been working on — this tank gets it. It doesn’t judge. It just slaps.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends: 50% polyester / 25% combed / 25% ringspun cotton / rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Made just for you when you hit "order" — no mass production, no bulk boxes, no boring. Just pure, wearable mayhem.
Snort hard. Flex harder. Suns out, tongues out.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This design’s for the believers, the backsliders, and the bulldog worshippers who know salvation sounds a lot like congested breathing and tiny fart bombs. If your religion includes treats, zoomies, and unconditional snuggle forgiveness… welcome to the church of Snort Posse.
Now go in peace — and maybe wipe that drool off your robe.
Snort Posse Classic Tank – Sleeves? Never Heard of ’Em.
Soft as sin, tough as your ex’s attitude, and ready to ruin brunch — this tank is the ride-or-die of wardrobe basics. It’s the one you throw on when the vibe is shirt optional, the forecast says sweaty chaos, and the squad’s already three drinks deep.
Cut clean. Built mean. Whether you're showin' off ink, bad decisions, or that one arm vein you’ve been working on — this tank gets it. It doesn’t judge. It just slaps.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends: 50% polyester / 25% combed / 25% ringspun cotton / rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Made just for you when you hit "order" — no mass production, no bulk boxes, no boring. Just pure, wearable mayhem.
Snort hard. Flex harder. Suns out, tongues out.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 66 | 41.3 |
| S | 68.6 | 46.4 |
| M | 71.1 | 51.4 |
| L | 73.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 76.2 | 61.6 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 66.7 |
We use Australia Post Express Parcel Post for all orders in Australia for a flat rate. All shipping is calculated at checkout.