Blessed Madonna Short sleeve t-shirt

BLESSED MADONNA

She ain’t your Sunday school saint—she’s the divine mother of mischief, wrapped in grace and street heat.
Cradled in her arms is a holy little snorter, fresh from the heavens with a gold chain and a Snort Posse pendant shining like prophecy. Her halo’s got edge, her gaze sees through BS, and the words say it all: “Blessed are the snorters.”
This is sacred rebellion. A prayer with bite. A miracle in a bulldog’s snore.
Snort Posse Certified: For the faithful freaks, divine troublemakers, and anyone who knows that snorting is next to godliness.
Kiss the paw. Praise the Posse. Amen and pass the attitude.

Snort Posse Tri-Blend Tee – Vintage Vibes, Street Tough

This ain’t just a tee — it’s that perfect worn-in, fits-like-a-dream, survived-some-sh*t kind of shirt. The tri-blend fabric gives it that vintage, fitted look like it’s been part of your chaos crew for years — and the best part? It only gets better with time (and bad decisions).
Soft enough to nap in, tough enough to outlast your weekend, and sharp enough to wear while side-eyeing strangers and pretending you definitely didn’t start that group chat drama.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk for extra durability

• 40 singles

• Regular fit

• Side-seamed construction

• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Each shirt’s made just for you — no stacks, no waste, no basic. Just on-demand drip with rebel soul.

Live fast. Snort loud. Wear it 'til it falls apart (it won’t).

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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We use Australia Post Express Parcel Post for all orders in Australia for a flat rate. All shipping is calculated at checkout.