Darth Snort Short sleeve t-shirt

DARTH SNORT

Dark side drip. Pure power on four paws.
This Frenchie channels the Emperor’s deadliest right hand—glowing red eyes burning through the shadows, cloaked in menace and rocking a thick gold chain with the Snort Posse pendant that swings like a galactic crown. The text stamps it bold and final: DARTH SNORT.
This isn’t a costume—it’s domination.
Snort Posse Certified: For the villains, the rebels turned rulers, and every dawg who knows the bark is mightier than the Force.
Join the Snort Side.

Snort Posse Tri-Blend Tee – Vintage Vibes, Street Tough.

This ain’t just a tee — it’s that perfect worn-in, fits-like-a-dream, survived-some-sh*t kind of shirt. The tri-blend fabric gives it that vintage, fitted look like it’s been part of your chaos crew for years — and the best part? It only gets better with time (and bad decisions).
Soft enough to nap in, tough enough to outlast your weekend, and sharp enough to wear while side-eyeing strangers and pretending you definitely didn’t start that group chat drama.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk for extra durability

• 40 singles

• Regular fit

• Side-seamed construction

• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Each shirt’s made just for you — no stacks, no waste, no basic. Just on-demand drip with rebel soul.

Live fast. Snort loud. Wear it 'til it falls apart (it won’t).

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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We use Australia Post Express Parcel Post for all orders in Australia for a flat rate. All shipping is calculated at checkout.