Don't Feed the Snort Unisex Premium Sweatshirt
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Cute at first glance, chaos when the clock strikes.
This Frenchie’s gone full gremlin mode—ears sharp, grin wicked, and still flexing the thick gold chain with the Snort Posse pendant like mischief’s finest accessory. Above and below, the warning reads clear: DON’T FEED THE SNORT AFTER MIDNIGHT.
Because once the snorts start, there’s no shutting ‘em down.
Snort Posse Certified: For the night owls, the misfits, and every dawg who thrives after dark.
Snort loud. Raise hell. Break curfew.
Snort Posse Sweatshirt – Cuffed, Comfy, & Kinda Cocky
This ain’t just a sweatshirt — it’s a walking flex with fleece on the inside. Clean crew neck, ribbed cuffs, flat hem, and a fit that says, “I might nap or I might ruin your day.” It’s soft enough to steal your heart and tough enough to outlast your last situationship.
Layer it. Lounge in it. Strut like you invented comfort. Whether you're dodging drama, walkin' your Frenchie, or just out here collecting compliments, this crew’s got that cozy-but-cold energy.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
⚠️ Heads up: This fit runs small. Size up if you want room for chaos, snacks, or just general baddie behavior.
Each one is made just for you — no piles of extras, no fast fashion sins. Just slow-dripped comfort from the streets to the snuggle zone.
Snort Posse approved. Sweatshirt-season ready. Don’t act like you don’t need it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This Frenchie’s gone full gremlin mode—ears sharp, grin wicked, and still flexing the thick gold chain with the Snort Posse pendant like mischief’s finest accessory. Above and below, the warning reads clear: DON’T FEED THE SNORT AFTER MIDNIGHT.
Because once the snorts start, there’s no shutting ‘em down.
Snort Posse Certified: For the night owls, the misfits, and every dawg who thrives after dark.
Snort loud. Raise hell. Break curfew.
Snort Posse Sweatshirt – Cuffed, Comfy, & Kinda Cocky
This ain’t just a sweatshirt — it’s a walking flex with fleece on the inside. Clean crew neck, ribbed cuffs, flat hem, and a fit that says, “I might nap or I might ruin your day.” It’s soft enough to steal your heart and tough enough to outlast your last situationship.
Layer it. Lounge in it. Strut like you invented comfort. Whether you're dodging drama, walkin' your Frenchie, or just out here collecting compliments, this crew’s got that cozy-but-cold energy.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
⚠️ Heads up: This fit runs small. Size up if you want room for chaos, snacks, or just general baddie behavior.
Each one is made just for you — no piles of extras, no fast fashion sins. Just slow-dripped comfort from the streets to the snuggle zone.
Snort Posse approved. Sweatshirt-season ready. Don’t act like you don’t need it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 59.7 |
| M | 71.1 | 53.3 | 61 |
| L | 73.7 | 58.4 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 63.5 | 61 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 67.3 | 61 |
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