Sacred Snorts Women’s heavyweight boxy tee
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Holy paws and unholy charm—this Frenchie is the patron saint of sinners with swagger.
Clutching a sacred heart that pulses with pure attitude, he stares through your soul with that divine side-eye only the truly blessed can pull off. His gold chain swings heavy with a Snort Posse pendant, catching the light like redemption dipped in street gold.
He’s not here to judge—he’s here to snort, strut, and maybe bless your mess if you’re lucky.
Snort Posse Certified: For the faithful, the flawed, and the fabulous who sin boldly and bark proudly. Cross yourself. Snort your truth. Salvation comes with attitude.
Boxy Tee
Meet your new go-to for maximum chill and maximum flex. This ain’t just a tee—it’s street armor wrapped in cloud-level comfort. Boxy cut. Mid-length swagger. Worn-in softness that feels like you’ve owned it since day one. Perfect for low-key hangs, wild nights, and anything in between.
Built from 100% ring-spun US cotton and hit with clean, low-impact dyes, it’s tough enough to outlast your bad decisions, yet soft enough you’ll never want to take it off.
Specs that Matter:
• 100% ring-spun US cotton – because cheap fabrics are for chumps
• 6.1 oz. weight – heavy enough to feel real
• Garment-dyed & pre-shrunk – no nasty surprises in the wash
• Boxy fit, mid-length, seamless body – moves how you move
• Classic-width, topstitched rib collar – no floppy necks here
• OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes – planet-approved, snort-approved
• Sourced from Honduras – stitched with pride
Snort Posse Certified: Built to last. Built to stunt. Built for the loud life.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Clutching a sacred heart that pulses with pure attitude, he stares through your soul with that divine side-eye only the truly blessed can pull off. His gold chain swings heavy with a Snort Posse pendant, catching the light like redemption dipped in street gold.
He’s not here to judge—he’s here to snort, strut, and maybe bless your mess if you’re lucky.
Snort Posse Certified: For the faithful, the flawed, and the fabulous who sin boldly and bark proudly. Cross yourself. Snort your truth. Salvation comes with attitude.
Boxy Tee
Meet your new go-to for maximum chill and maximum flex. This ain’t just a tee—it’s street armor wrapped in cloud-level comfort. Boxy cut. Mid-length swagger. Worn-in softness that feels like you’ve owned it since day one. Perfect for low-key hangs, wild nights, and anything in between.
Built from 100% ring-spun US cotton and hit with clean, low-impact dyes, it’s tough enough to outlast your bad decisions, yet soft enough you’ll never want to take it off.
Specs that Matter:
• 100% ring-spun US cotton – because cheap fabrics are for chumps
• 6.1 oz. weight – heavy enough to feel real
• Garment-dyed & pre-shrunk – no nasty surprises in the wash
• Boxy fit, mid-length, seamless body – moves how you move
• Classic-width, topstitched rib collar – no floppy necks here
• OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes – planet-approved, snort-approved
• Sourced from Honduras – stitched with pride
Snort Posse Certified: Built to last. Built to stunt. Built for the loud life.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 50.8 | 92-95 | 39.7 |
M | 53.3 | 96-100 | 42 |
L | 55.9 | 101-105 | 44.1 |
XL | 58.4 | 106-110 | 46.7 |
2XL | 61 | 111-115 | 48.9 |
We use Australia Post Express Parcel Post for all orders in Australia for a flat rate. All shipping is calculated at checkout.