Send Noodz Muscle Shirt
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Slurpin’ loud. Drippin’ gold. Barkin’ hungry.
This design brings the heat with a Frenchie posted up in a gi, chopsticks in paw, tearing through a box of noodles like a true street samurai. The carton’s stamped with SP, because even takeout bows to the Posse. Around his neck, heavy as always, a thick gold chain with the Snort Posse pendant glints between bites. Above it all, the bold words scream what everyone’s thinking: SEND NOODZ.
This isn’t dinner—it’s culture with chaos.
Snort Posse Certified: For the late-night slurpers, the noodle lovers, and every dawg who knows flavor hits harder with attitude.
Chop high. Slurp loud. Send Noodz.
Snort Posse Muscle Tank – Sleeves Are for the Weak
If your idea of a fashion statement includes gold chains, tattoo sleeves, and a Frenchie with more attitude than your ex — welcome to the Snort Posse, where the tanks are tight and the vibes are feral.
This ain’t your average gym bro cut-off. This is street muscle meets mutt mafia. Perfect for flexin’ delts, crushin’ tacos, or struttin’ the block with your Frenchie sidekick in matching chains. The low-cut armholes let your ink breathe, your pits air out, and your enemies know you mean business.
Built for the bold. Worn by the wild. Endorsed by Frenchies everywhere.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Heads up: Each tank is made to order just for you — no dusty warehouses, no mass production. That means delivery takes a little longer, but you’re helping cut waste and keep things intentional. Respect for that.
Welcome to the Posse. Now show some damn shoulder.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This design brings the heat with a Frenchie posted up in a gi, chopsticks in paw, tearing through a box of noodles like a true street samurai. The carton’s stamped with SP, because even takeout bows to the Posse. Around his neck, heavy as always, a thick gold chain with the Snort Posse pendant glints between bites. Above it all, the bold words scream what everyone’s thinking: SEND NOODZ.
This isn’t dinner—it’s culture with chaos.
Snort Posse Certified: For the late-night slurpers, the noodle lovers, and every dawg who knows flavor hits harder with attitude.
Chop high. Slurp loud. Send Noodz.
Snort Posse Muscle Tank – Sleeves Are for the Weak
If your idea of a fashion statement includes gold chains, tattoo sleeves, and a Frenchie with more attitude than your ex — welcome to the Snort Posse, where the tanks are tight and the vibes are feral.
This ain’t your average gym bro cut-off. This is street muscle meets mutt mafia. Perfect for flexin’ delts, crushin’ tacos, or struttin’ the block with your Frenchie sidekick in matching chains. The low-cut armholes let your ink breathe, your pits air out, and your enemies know you mean business.
Built for the bold. Worn by the wild. Endorsed by Frenchies everywhere.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Heads up: Each tank is made to order just for you — no dusty warehouses, no mass production. That means delivery takes a little longer, but you’re helping cut waste and keep things intentional. Respect for that.
Welcome to the Posse. Now show some damn shoulder.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
SHIRT WIDTH (cm) | SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | CHEST TO FIT (cm) | |
S | 45.7 | 66 | 86.4-94 |
M | 50.8 | 68.6 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 53.3 | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 58.4 | 73.7 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 63.5 | 76.2 | 127-134.6 |
We use Australia Post Express Parcel Post for all orders in Australia for a flat rate. All shipping is calculated at checkout.