Snorties Short sleeve t-shirt
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Adventure, attitude, and a bark that echoes forever.
This bold font design flips the classic Goonies style lettering into pure Posse energy. The words roar SNORTIES NEVER SAY DIE, with a Frenchie Skull & Crossbones stamped between Say and Die—a symbol of loyalty, rebellion, and snorts that outlive legends.
This isn’t just a design—it’s the oath of the pack.
Snort Posse Certified: For the misfits, the treasure hunters, and every dawg who knows the adventure never ends.
Snort proud. Live loud. Never say die.
Snort Posse Tri-Blend Tee – Vintage Vibes, Street Tough.
This ain’t just a tee — it’s that perfect worn-in, fits-like-a-dream, survived-some-sh*t kind of shirt. The tri-blend fabric gives it that vintage, fitted look like it’s been part of your chaos crew for years — and the best part? It only gets better with time (and bad decisions).
Soft enough to nap in, tough enough to outlast your weekend, and sharp enough to wear while side-eyeing strangers and pretending you definitely didn’t start that group chat drama.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Each shirt’s made just for you — no stacks, no waste, no basic. Just on-demand drip with rebel soul.
Live fast. Snort loud. Wear it 'til it falls apart (it won’t).
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This bold font design flips the classic Goonies style lettering into pure Posse energy. The words roar SNORTIES NEVER SAY DIE, with a Frenchie Skull & Crossbones stamped between Say and Die—a symbol of loyalty, rebellion, and snorts that outlive legends.
This isn’t just a design—it’s the oath of the pack.
Snort Posse Certified: For the misfits, the treasure hunters, and every dawg who knows the adventure never ends.
Snort proud. Live loud. Never say die.
Snort Posse Tri-Blend Tee – Vintage Vibes, Street Tough.
This ain’t just a tee — it’s that perfect worn-in, fits-like-a-dream, survived-some-sh*t kind of shirt. The tri-blend fabric gives it that vintage, fitted look like it’s been part of your chaos crew for years — and the best part? It only gets better with time (and bad decisions).
Soft enough to nap in, tough enough to outlast your weekend, and sharp enough to wear while side-eyeing strangers and pretending you definitely didn’t start that group chat drama.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Each shirt’s made just for you — no stacks, no waste, no basic. Just on-demand drip with rebel soul.
Live fast. Snort loud. Wear it 'til it falls apart (it won’t).
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
We use Australia Post Express Parcel Post for all orders in Australia for a flat rate. All shipping is calculated at checkout.