Snorties Unisex t-shirt
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Adventure, attitude, and a bark that echoes forever.
This bold font design flips the classic Goonies style lettering into pure Posse energy. The words roar SNORTIES NEVER SAY DIE, with a Frenchie Skull & Crossbones stamped between Say and Die—a symbol of loyalty, rebellion, and snorts that outlive legends.
This isn’t just a design—it’s the oath of the pack.
Snort Posse Certified: For the misfits, the treasure hunters, and every dawg who knows the adventure never ends.
Snort proud. Live loud. Never say die.
Unisex Tee
This tee isn’t just what you wanted—it’s what your closet’s been begging for. Soft as a fresh snuggle, light enough to breathe in, and with just the right stretch to flex with your every move. Fits like it was cut for you, looks like you were born in it.
Specs: • 100% combed & ring-spun cotton (Heather colors blend with poly) – smooth, premium feel • 4.2 oz weight – light but built to last • Pre-shrunk – so it stays your size, not your ex’s • Side-seamed – holds shape like a pro • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – comfort that stays in place • Sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or USA – street-tested
Snort Posse Certified: Street-soft, all-day fit, built for legends who snort loud and move louder.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This bold font design flips the classic Goonies style lettering into pure Posse energy. The words roar SNORTIES NEVER SAY DIE, with a Frenchie Skull & Crossbones stamped between Say and Die—a symbol of loyalty, rebellion, and snorts that outlive legends.
This isn’t just a design—it’s the oath of the pack.
Snort Posse Certified: For the misfits, the treasure hunters, and every dawg who knows the adventure never ends.
Snort proud. Live loud. Never say die.
Unisex Tee
This tee isn’t just what you wanted—it’s what your closet’s been begging for. Soft as a fresh snuggle, light enough to breathe in, and with just the right stretch to flex with your every move. Fits like it was cut for you, looks like you were born in it.
Specs: • 100% combed & ring-spun cotton (Heather colors blend with poly) – smooth, premium feel • 4.2 oz weight – light but built to last • Pre-shrunk – so it stays your size, not your ex’s • Side-seamed – holds shape like a pro • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – comfort that stays in place • Sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or USA – street-tested
Snort Posse Certified: Street-soft, all-day fit, built for legends who snort loud and move louder.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
We use Australia Post Express Parcel Post for all orders in Australia for a flat rate. All shipping is calculated at checkout.